Thank you

I know how sweet people feel just when you say those words to them.. talk less of how the Creator will feel when we say same words to Him.
.. gratitude is KEY. Gestures might just be the jara.. but then you’d have to say it cos it matters.. seriously 😐

Rewind to like 3 years ago, was with B and she wanted to get on this bike.. there I paid the fare and told her about sth that I helped her fix.. the way she said those words .. the Bike guy had to just say it there and then.. like bros .. ‘the fact say she even talk am seff..’ na sth oh.

Tell that friend thank you .. say thank you to God for everything first.. before you even think of “what’s not there”

  e.k

which kind of news will I not hear..

🐾Fo real the story is just really funny. That someone will die playing console- (PS; FIFA20.. )  Please it’s a lie. I need to really understand the news inside this one. Me that cannot count how many sleepless nights me and Gs way back had.. we no die oh.. 

☺️☺️

 😃😃

Never assume🙁

.. it’s all business. Whether a relationship, love play or fling in any case each have the different benefits and spread. I’m writing to you againnnnn after a while🙈.
** DING THANGG!!**

Bad part is when U assume.. u make an ASS of U and ME.

SMH😅 How I Refused Sex In Campus From A Desperate Hot Chic.

FUNNY Stuff I must say. Buh on the beginning I was almost...well read for yourself.

This young lady was a sales girl at a certain amala spot close to the house were I lived. She washes her plates at the back of my window and even borrow my soap sometimes, that was how we became friends. One morning at about 6am, she knocked at my window and asked me to open the back door for her which I did and she came in. 

While we were inside my room, we talked for a while and she suddenly started romancing me and I decided to play along, but I was surprise she dipped her hand into my boxers and brought out my Dick, she was about dipping it in when I stopped her. She asked why and I told her I don't have condom she replied and so, I told her I don't want her to get pregnant, she said even if she get pregnant, are there not hospital everywhere, she left angrily and never came back. 

A week later, I noticed a small crowd in the area, behold when I got close, I saw her mother dragging and beating her to show her who impregnated her. That was how God saved me. I want to use this medium to advice men to be very careful when it comes to dealing with women especially young girls. Thanks.

This guy shared a pic of his brother's WAEC result**hmm

This really looks like a scholar anyways. But which one is Data processing biko??

Funny Picture from Delta state **olboiii

One would definitely need a pidgin dictionary one of these days. Came across this and mehnnn I had to take fotos😅 don't mind me. 

Here's What Mugabe thinks about Same Sex Marriages**Para-mode

Obviously, this man can die for this course.

Which is actually a great thing #iThink

Comedian Akpororo Proposes To Girlfriend During Church Service (photos)*hmm

Popular Nigerian Comedian, Akpororo recently proposed to his woman during a church service.

He popped the question during the first Sunday of the month (August) service, at the Ultimate Power Ministry.
An eyewitness narrated the incident thus: 

“The life changing anointing service did not come to an end without entertainment infused in between as some of house of the finest comedians trilled the congregation with unending laffta! The comedians at the service include, Shortfamily, Laffdoctor, Wiseone and Ovie (The generous). Akpororo was not left out as he cracked jokes and also performed four of his songs from his album. His joy knew no bound as he sang and danced as never before, nobody knew what his plans was.
However, somewhere in the middle of the whole activities (choreography, choir rendition and sermon) the comedian was no where to be found. Just as the pastor was rounding off the closing prayer, four children walked up to the altar with each of them carrying a cardboard paper, and when they got to the middle, they all turned to face the congregation as they open the cardboard paper with “WILL YOU MARY ME” boldly written on it. The whole church thought it was a joke, still, Akpororo was no where around.At that point, the Bishop in-charge of Ultimate Power Ministry, Bishop Isreal Mathew, walked up and said, “one of my sons is asking someone here this question”.
Just then, AKPORORO walked up to the altar and knelt down in front of Jossy or Josephine (the only light skinned lady among the Explicit Dance Crew) and popped the one million dollar question, “Will you marry me”? with tears and smile of joy, Josephine said, “YES!

Congratulations brother!

This Babe got Married to One of the Naija Power-Rangers**haha

Just how colorful😘😘😘

The Nigerian Version*lol

Spider Woman ke?! Atimes I begin to wonder what runs through the mind of our supposed producers. Just maybe your 5 year old son advises you on the title of a movie and BAM!

SEE Funny Question#postUME

And here was just browsing through the Internet.lool bam! I saw this. Buh seriously..I'll keep my answer to myself .

Was Quite Astonished when I saw this Caption*yikes

Just when I was about to trip for the babe

CHECKOUT This New Nollywood Movie #meekMill&Drake

Hmmmm... Buh Naija ppl shaa., we've made a movie already??

Omotola Jalade...all beautiful in New Look

Nollywood actress, Omotola Jalade showed off her new look in new photos.

The actress looks angelic in these new photos!

Hehe! Man Dies After Losing Money To Lotto (baba-Ijebu)

A man who staked a large sum of money on 'Baba Ijebu' has slumped and died when the results did not go his way.

A middle-aged commercial motorcyclist identified as Marcel Okorie, reportedly slumped and died at a lottery point popularly called 'Baba Ijebu', after he realised that he had lost a huge sum of money which was said have run into several thousands.

The incident which happened somewhere around Akute, a suburb of Ogun State, according to eyewitnesses, saw the shocked stakers running helter-skelter after Okorie rode on his bike to the spot and on checking the board, realised he had lost his money and was heard moaning to himself, lamenting that he had lost the money meant to pay his house rent after he was given an ultimatum to pack out of his rented apartment by his landlord.

A witness who did not want his name in print painted the picture:

"It is very sad. I knew the man very well. We used to do 'okada' work together from Ogba to Akute and once in a while, we staked 'Baba Ijebu' at the same place.

On the fateful incident, Marcel said he had a dream where his late father gave him some numbers and he played with over N45,000 and would have won millions if they had played.

But unfortunately, the numbers did not play and he slumped when he saw the result. We tried to revive him and by the time we were able to take him to a nearby hospital, he was already dead.

One chance my guy! Lool. No vex say I laff shaa., all love

South African,Egyptian Universities Dominate Africa's Top 30 Universities#seeOh

As the Times Higher Education (THE) Africa universities summit kicked off July 30 at the University of Johannesburg, South Africa, the main buzz of the event was the landmark unveiling of a new African university ranking.

And it’s here, just released Friday, though only ranking the top 30 of Africa’s approximately 2,600 higher education institutions.
THE Africa University Ranking


1. University of Cape Town (South Africa)
2. University of the Witwatersrand (South Africa)
3. Makerere University (Uganda)
4. University of Stellenbosch (South Africa)
5. University of KwaZulu-Natal (South Africa)
6. University of Port Harcourt (Nigeria)
7. University of the Western Cape (South Africa)
8. University of Nairobi (Kenya)
9. University of Johannesburg (South Africa)
10. Universite Cadi Ayyad (Morocco)
11. University of Pretoria (South Africa)
12. University of Ghana (Ghana)
13. University of South Africa (South Africa)
14. Suez Canal University (Egypt)
15. Universite Hassan II (Morocco)
16. Addis Ababa University (Ethiopia)
17. Rhodes University (South Africa)
18. University of The Free State (South Africa)
19. North West University (South Africa)
20. University of Tunis (Tunisia)
21. Ecole Nationale d'Ingenieurs de Sfax (Tunisia)
22. Universite Mohammed V - Agdal (Morocco)
23. American University in Cairo (Egypt)
24. Nelson Mandela Metropolitan University (South Africa)
25. South Valley University (Egypt)
26. Alexandria University (Egypt)
27. Assiut University (Egypt)
28. University of Sfax (Tunisia)
29. University of Yaounde (Cameroon)
30. Minia University(Egypt)


These results are essentially based on the amount of citations there are for the university’s work. They are derived from the methodology for the current world university ranking, using the 13 factors (below), combining THE’s own enormous database of statistics along with the Elsevier’s Scopus database - a system that highlights some of the continent’s top performers in terms of how often research papers are referred to and cited by other academics globally. This methodology is designed for the research-led globally facing university. Times Higher Education emphasised that not everyone in Africa will find the metrics appropriate to their mission or their strategic priorities making this ranking a starting point of a longer, inclusive conversation involving African institutions. 

One of the big surprises was the omission of several African universities that have consistently featured high up on global ranking lists. Namely; Cairo University, University of Ibadan, University of Nigeria and Al-Azhar University in Egypt. 

The other surprise was the appearance of unexpected or lesser-known institutions, such as the Universite Cadi Ayyad (10), Port Harcourt (6), the Universite de Sfax in Tunisia (28), Universite Hassan II (15) and several other institutions from Egypt namely; Suez Canal University (14), South Valley University and Minia University (30) .

In an interview with M&G Africa, Phil Batty - Editor of the Times Higher Education World University Rankings - explained that even though they have spent the last 4-5 years modifying and refining a methodology that would be better suited to an African, as opposed to a global, ranking - “there’s still a long way to go”. He said that what THE has “created is a snapshot of research strength”. 

Batty was also candid about the lack of extensive data in creating this first THE Africa university ranking. That this is “the very start of the story. [Because] world rankings are driven by research, innovation and tech development, we need to work with African universities on [indicators such as] their teaching and graduate success…the rankings we’re publishing are actually very much the starting point. We want to use this conference to convince universities to start collecting and sharing data more consistently.” 

The build up

The ranking comes at a time when Africa’s universities are looking to experience a period of revitalisation, with a booming middle class and concentrated pan-African efforts - such as the Higher Education Summit in Senegal earlier this year - aimed at addressing their challenges. Yet, African universities have become lost in global rankings - measured against institutions in the rich, developed world which continue to dominate the leagues and without focused efforts that look to finding metrics which are appropriate to the African context. 

One of the key actors in the creation of this Africa ranking is the University of Johannesburg. 

In an interview with M&G Africa, Professor Ihron Rensburg - the Vice-Chancellor and principal of the University of Johannesburg - explained that, as part of the University’s 10th anniversary, they engaged THE to say “we have an apparently shared ambition, first you have a series of conferences where you create the opportunity for universities to reflect, [engage in] dialogue and debate on the state of universities in order to ramp up excellence in teaching and learning and research – we as the University of Johannesburg – share that driving ambition and that is important for us that Africa’s universities pursue global excellence and stature in internationalisation, collaboration, teaching and research.”

He emphasised that the University of Johannesburg “effectively founded and conceptualised the idea and asked [THE] to do it jointly – [bringing] together our driving ambition and creating a forum for African Universities to debate and dialogue.” 
http://mgafrica.com/article/2015-07-30-its-here-africas-new-university-ranking-prepare-to-be-shockedand-maybe-not

PHOTOS :Ghanaian Policemen 'Rocking' A Little Girl.Hehe!

Most people will associate Ghanaian police force with corruption and bribery but been ashawo isn't one of them. A picture that was circulation online today, show two police men sandwiching a little girl on the dance floor.

Why this has gone unnoticed by the authorities is a mystery to us and why nobody tried to stop this shameful act is beyond us.

Why will two members of the countries police force are grinding on a teenager while wearing their police uniforms. They have disrespected the police profession and also violated the little girl.

This brings into question the accusations that some
policemen take s exs exual favours in order to turn a blind eye to crimes and also blackmail prostitutes into having s exs ex with them.

Geneveive Nnaji looks super-gorgeous in these MakeUp fotos.#waoH

This babe( sorry Woman) is not dropping form anytime soon uKnow. The screen goddess is simply flawless in new makeup photos. More...

Ambode Welcomes Walmart, Seeks Firm’s Support On Job Creation*nice!

Governor of Lagos State, Mr. Akinwunmi Ambode, has assured a delegation of Walmart Incorporated that the state is ready to give necessary support to assist the firm in establishing its presence in the state.

The delegation of the firm, a leading global brand in retail supermarket, was led by the President and Chief Executive Officer of Walmart Europe, Middle East, Africa and Canada, Shelley Broade, on Thursday.

Ambode said the presence of the Walmart brand in Lagos would go a long way not only to create jobs for the teeming youths, but also boost the economy of the state.

He said the success story of the brand, which currently operates in 28 countries with over 2.2 million employees, would be beneficial to the growth of the state as well as his vision to make life comfortable for residents.

The governor said, “That summaries the reason why Walmart has to berth in Lagos. We are committed to expanding the business scope for Walmart and like I said, I am interested in having your brand signature in Lagos.

“You have been pro-people and that’s why we find a congress between the objectives of Walmart and Lagos State Government.

“As we speak, we have a population of over 21 million people and four million of that population are in the middle class. We have a bulging youth that is craving for employment and whatever it is that we do, we want to make sure that we attract as much investment to Lagos that can help us to take our youths off the streets and give them employment.

“What I stand here to offer is the commitment to make the investment climate favourable to investors. We want to ensure that whatever it is that would make the business bigger for you, we are committed to it.”

“I want to assure you that if it is in the area of land permits or authorisation for issues that relate to setting up business, we are committed to making sure that we fast-track and do it as transparent as possible to allow more businesses to come to Lagos.”

Broader acknowledged the investment opportunities that abound in the state, adding that the Group was ready to expand its business horizon and create jobs for the people.

She said, “We are incredibly excited and proud to be in this exciting state of Lagos. Just looking at the burgeoning economy and at the growth in this market is very exciting and now Walmart operates around the world in 28 countries and our mission is to lower the cost of living, to help people save and live better.

“The passion that you feel right when you land at the airport, there’s an excitement here. You can feel that this is a state within a country really on the move forward. There is a smile on the people’s faces; there is eagerness and there’s a mission that they are on to better themselves and their families. It’s very exciting.”

Akon In Nigeria To Visit Tinubu, Ambode & Dangote Today *hmm

Splendormag.com, can authoritavely tell you that US-based Senegalese musician and entrepreneur, Akon is in Nigeria.

Akon (pictured below with journalist Ayodele Samuel) arrived Lagos state, the nation's commercial capital on thursday night (July 30th 2015) in company of Guinea Ambassador to Nigeria Usman Mohammed Yara and was treated to a private reception inside Eko Hotel & Suites, Victoria Island.

He will be expected to visit the All Progress Congress (APC) national leader, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, billionaire businessman Aliko Dangote, and the Lagos state governor, Akinwumi Ambode friday ( July 31st.)

Akon's visit may not be unconnected with parts of his effort to help bring energy to 600 million Africans, as he recently entered a public-private partnership with various entities across the globe with the promise to help bring energy into millions of homes in Africa.

The ‘Akon Lighting Africa’ project includes installation of solar equipment in households as well as the promotion of their energy sufficiency which will allow millions of Africans access to electricity.

The project plans to start delivering village-level solar power to allow people to enjoy electricity and equally create massive employment.