DingTHING📰: August 2015

Wednesday 12 August 2015

SMH😅 How I Refused Sex In Campus From A Desperate Hot Chic.

FUNNY Stuff I must say. Buh on the beginning I was almost...well read for yourself.

This young lady was a sales girl at a certain amala spot close to the house were I lived. She washes her plates at the back of my window and even borrow my soap sometimes, that was how we became friends. One morning at about 6am, she knocked at my window and asked me to open the back door for her which I did and she came in.

While we were inside my room, we talked for a while and she suddenly started romancing me and I decided to play along, but I was surprise she dipped her hand into my boxers and brought out my Dick, she was about dipping it in when I stopped her. She asked why and I told her I don't have condom she replied and so, I told her I don't want her to get pregnant, she said even if she get pregnant, are there not hospital everywhere, she left angrily and never came back.

A week later, I noticed a small crowd in the area, behold when I got close, I saw her mother dragging and beating her to show her who impregnated her. That was how God saved me. I want to use this medium to advice men to be very careful when it comes to dealing with women especially young girls. Thanks.

This guy shared a pic of his brother's WAEC result**hmm

This really looks like a scholar anyways. But which one is Data processing biko??

Sunday 9 August 2015

Funny Picture from Delta state **olboiii

One would definitely need a pidgin dictionary one of these days. Came across this and mehnnn I had to take fotos😅 don't mind me.

Here's What Mugabe thinks about Same Sex Marriages**Para-mode

Obviously, this man can die for this course.

Which is actually a great thing #iThink

Comedian Akpororo Proposes To Girlfriend During Church Service (photos)*hmm

Popular Nigerian Comedian, Akpororo recently proposed to his woman during a church service.

He popped the question during the first Sunday of the month (August) service, at the Ultimate Power Ministry.
An eyewitness narrated the incident thus:

“The life changing anointing service did not come to an end without entertainment infused in between as some of house of the finest comedians trilled the congregation with unending laffta! The comedians at the service include, Shortfamily, Laffdoctor, Wiseone and Ovie (The generous). Akpororo was not left out as he cracked jokes and also performed four of his songs from his album. His joy knew no bound as he sang and danced as never before, nobody knew what his plans was.
However, somewhere in the middle of the whole activities (choreography, choir rendition and sermon) the comedian was no where to be found. Just as the pastor was rounding off the closing prayer, four children walked up to the altar with each of them carrying a cardboard paper, and when they got to the middle, they all turned to face the congregation as they open the cardboard paper with “WILL YOU MARY ME” boldly written on it. The whole church thought it was a joke, still, Akpororo was no where around.At that point, the Bishop in-charge of Ultimate Power Ministry, Bishop Isreal Mathew, walked up and said, “one of my sons is asking someone here this question”.
Just then, AKPORORO walked up to the altar and knelt down in front of Jossy or Josephine (the only light skinned lady among the Explicit Dance Crew) and popped the one million dollar question, “Will you marry me”? with tears and smile of joy, Josephine said, “YES!

Congratulations brother!